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Someone who doesn’t watch fullmetal alchemist please explain this o - o

maplehoofs:

themasimofiles:

dashingyounghero:

scotty2thotty:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

“i guess everybody forgot how to be a christian today” is how i feel in these situations

ida broken the fucking windshield fuck that

Or they’re all at the same party and decided to block each other in to leave spaces open.

Could be, but this happened at a bus station so I doubt it.

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 

weloveshortvideos:

This ray wants your attention.

jordnstuff:

bakerstreetbat:

wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a huge yellow container.

laughing so hard because natural selection

I don’t think the child would need a warning about a big orange ball inside this egg, and even then why the fuck is it illegal

wuffen:

drawing this was the worst decision i’ve ever made

spazzeon:

stringmouse:

*sees a puppy*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a cat*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a guinea pig*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees a very large snake*: “look at that baby!!”

*sees an actual baby*: “Dear lord what has satan spawned”

decrepitar:

Raquel Lopes

inhonoredglory:

sofibeth:

itistimetodisappear:

jackthevulture:

sudden realization that Bewilderbeasts have a similar body to Toothless

I think they were based on otters a bit. Which like..yeah. I dont know if its relevant. But yeah. Alphas. Low to the ground, short legs. Similar shape and…

So……..willl Toothless be like that when he’s older

considering what happens in the books… O.O

briannathestrange:

such brave big brothers that selflessly gave their  l i v e s

deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by fuckyoulizprince to deep-dark-fears.

deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by Christopher to deep dark fears.

sixpenceee:

The tempescope is an ambient physical display that visualizes various weather conditions like rain, clouds, and lightning.  By receiving weather forecasts from the internet, it can reproduce tomorrow’s sky in your living room.

egomatter:

DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!!